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Hey kids.
Although this piece works well enough on its own, I somehow couldn't resist spoiling its silent, poker-face perfection with my own over-reaching, hopelessly literal and decidedly dilletauntesque efforts, which you can see here:
http://members.tripod.com/amused_2/weblog.html
Now, if I don't have any more qualifiers to add, I'm going to go watch MTV.
Fred