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bill
log.
ok.
NOW.
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we're faking an interesting log to upload to /dev/null
so we can all appear to be trendy and interesting people
i see
so, like
do something interesting, you fags
hi
that's not interesting.
hello.
i'm gonna b0mb tonight
interesting is greeting people with 'i seem to have something sharp
and nasty stuck down my pants' or something
start again, jon.
i'm gonna b0mb tonight
i'm not gonna b0mb tonight.
that's because you're broken
dammit
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YOU MUST EMBRACE THE CHERRY GOODNESS
now you're really not being interesting.
THE CHERRY LOVES YOU
not broken. hung over.
why do you always pushit away?
ben
just screaming shit that makes no sense isn't interesting
quit trying
and it's really not very trendy, either
i'm not going to say a nifty little script so you can have sexy logs
well how the hell are we supposed to do a proper fake log if we
don't try?
okay
hi
we don't need to fake, just give jon opiates
im b0mbbed
or better yet, give 'em to me
like
oh
hi
i was gonna say something
who is this?
i mean
wow
no
jon
give me a few minutes
happy ben?
you seem to be a TRENDY and INTERESTING fellow
i just woke up, so i can't be interesting yet
i tried to be boring!
why THANK you BEN
ben
would you like my pron?
ben
if you're like
see? trendy and interesting isn't too hard with severe prodding
from someone a lot better than you.
consciously logging
in fact, in the interest of looking trendy and interesting, i'm
going to go idle and find something to eat.
brb
the logs will be of lower quality
good job bill
bullshit
besides
bill is willing to make the proper sacrifices
these are FAKE logs
why do we want fake logs?
what, you want me to jizz on the keyboard?
i'd only put fake losg on the site if i was b0mbing when i made the
fake logs
that would be more entertaining
and see what my semen has to say?
your semen is saying
well, the reason we need fake logs is because none of you wankers
seem to hold onto our logs
nothing
and even when people do
ooh ooh!
that's because i dont log!
if you want logs
you're busy being dull as shit
put a bot to idle i here
and log-log-log!
neither TRENDY nor INTERESTING
i have a rotating keyboarde
i have a rotating keyboardd
i have a rotating keyboardc
i have a rotating keyboardb
i have a rotating keyboarda
i have a rotating keyboard
gah.
okay
trendy
let's talk about music
nothing is quite as boring as hearing lame music talk!
DUOD
well ok
I LIKE SPICE GIRLS
THEY'RE SEXY
have you seen those pictures of that one spice girl?
she's naked in them
so they sing goodf
good
but i think we should only have this conversation while sipping an
espresso and stroking our goatees
hmm
you may have a point there
besides
I can't drink anything right now
i suspect hating the spice girls is more trendy than liking them at
the moment
I've just had my tongue pierced, and hot espresso makes it hurt
hm
ooh
y'know, i hear chicks with pierced tongues give KILLER blows
I have no class till 2pm
Yeah, I've heard the same, everytime we see a chick with a piercing,
we get her to talk about oral sex
where the fuck did bill go?
we being my friends and I
probably masturbating
dammit
masturbating isn't TRENDY, jon
then edit the fucking logs
i hear editing the logs is TRENDY
you're really ruining the effect.
Actually
masturbating is the biggest and longest lasting trend since sex
just no one likes to admit it
i hear your MOM is TRENDY, but we sure as hell don't want HER here
why not?
both of her nipples are pierced
we smoke out together
hi, fags.
my musculature is tight and toned.
oh
did i mention
i'm a TRENDY faux bisexual?
because ever since she got those weird sores all over, she's been no
good for *anything*
alright, bill
end this fucking disgrace of a log and dcc it here
oh please
my b0mbliness is properly displayed by my light, taut muscles
banding and straining
they say
dxm. cool.

the best logs are the non-rigged ones.
hey, lag boy
oh, someone needs to throw in some cool song lyrics they're
listening to
yes, but.
i'm not editing the thing
thus
because trendy and interesting people spout song lyrics on irc
no lag, just been updating shit so i don't hear whiner crap :)
it's a non-rigged rigged log
or a rigged non-rigged log
or a rigged rigged log.
hehe
i'm really not terribly sure.
well now that that's cleared up
but it's the Official DXM Fake Log(tm)
so send the shit ehre
ok. logging ends.

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